Goodnight

"crazedclay: SBC murderer" (crazedclay) 09/14/2014 at 01:33 • Filed to: None

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Radio silence from date. Again I enjoyed the pleasure of everyone's awesome advice the night before.

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Worth scrolling the comments for better advice and storytelling than a hybrid episode of Red Green and The View.

Anyhow. All for naught as no contact was returned at the appointed time and place. As I was sitting there, I was like "I should get a cat instead of putting up with this bullshit". And that seemed like a perfectly rational thing to do. A cat. Indoor/outdoor. Simple maintenance schedule. Self cleaning. Won't mind if you are honest about it getting fat.

Sigh.

*yawn*

*snore*

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/14/2014 at 01:37

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Get a dog. Not a cat. The dog will love you, the cat will own you.

EL_ULY > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/14/2014 at 01:46

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Get a lion

mcseanerson > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/14/2014 at 01:48

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Have to follow up with the recommendation of a dog. Cats are deceitful and only care about themselves. Dogs are fucking loyal. My public speaking professor was divorced and had 4 dogs. The trick? Land, lots of it.. Good for cars, good for dogs, good for you. Like I said the other day if I wasn't with my wife it would be me, a garage, lots of cars and bikes, and lots of tools. I might make a loft space in the garage for a living area, maybe.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > mcseanerson 09/14/2014 at 01:59

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Relationships with pets are like ones with people: you get in return, at best, what you put in. I don't really find anything disloyal about my cats. They go outside for a while and come back for meals and sleep and generally follow me around everywhere I go. Yes, even after they have full stomachs. When I work on my cars, one of them always jumps in the cab and just purrs. They're not aloof and such because I give them a little necessary attention and so they reciprocate.

mcseanerson > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2014 at 02:04

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I don't know, I'm always very loving with my pets and have always felt like my dogs were more loyal. Part of this may be a result of digging up old photo albums to look at old cars and not expecting to see my dead dog. I miss him.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/14/2014 at 02:09

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It is of course easy to say that I'm sorry about the no show, but that probably doesn't make you feel better. How about, better to find out they're a jackwagon now?

Don't really know what to say that will help, other than "you deserve better." :-(

fhrblig > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/14/2014 at 02:22

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Sorry it didn't work out this time.

You could always go the route that I went. One week I went on an actual date and it was horrible, then the next week I decided to just hook up with a guy via the Internet and ended up in a 6+ year relationship that is still going strong. Life is weird, that's what I'm trying to say.